I am right now drinking a chocolate malt! (Guess who made it to the car and drove it?!)
Decided to just try to see if I could use the crutches and make it to the car - I did, and then, I drove the car!!!!
Then I went to the drive-thru at the bank, then drive-thru Taco Bell, then (and this is the place I'd always said how friggin' lazy do you have to be to have a drive-thru for ice cream?) ... I drove thru and got a chocolate malt at Baskin & Robbins!
Then made it from the car, up past the scary step and made it back in the house to tell the tale.
This is major! Do I get a leg lamp award?
(I have a giant Costco size jar of Carnations malt powder, got it to make the Malt Ball Ice Cream.)