ROTFLMAO I'm sure he'll be so happy with all the wonderfull food you'll be cranking out
from that beauty. besides, just remind him of how much money you saved him but make sure he's a glass or two before fessing up '-)))
BTW - your pickled Jalapenos were a big hit with everyone. did you post the recipe? and the one for your brined and smoked nuts? I've got a friend with a smoker looking for an excuse to lite up.