It's not that I'm not neurotic, I am, but I'm too absent-minded and disorganized to maintain any of
the idiosyncrasies described here. I keep the dishes clean but pots and pans are lucky to get washed the same week they got used. If they end up in the same cupboard they started off in, it's a miracle.
I think you would all love my food but most of you would cry, if not die, if you saw the disorder it was prepared in.