my boss put his computer on the ground, opened the trunk of his car,
got distracted and forgot what he was doing; closed the trunk; got in the car and backed up over his brand new laptop. That was computer #1.
Computer #2 - 2 months later. Put the computer on top of the car while he fished out the car keys. Opened door, got in, drove off, and watched as the computer went sailing through the air.
Dell loves him.