Thank you. I feel MUCH calmer right now.
With all the overtime and travel I worked during the past two years, I haven't invited anyone over for dinner--the house was too messy, I was too tired, the moon was in the wrong cycle, the stars were out of alignment, etc. It was simply easier to meet up with friends at restaurants, because, you know, their staff aren't cranky.
So my kitchen timing skills are pretty rusty. Possibly even barnacle-encrusted.
Thank you again for lending an ethernet-hand in my kitchen.