Wow, brings back memories. Most of the food goodies mentioned, I don't even have a
desire for. Mac and Cheese, Oatmeal with brown sugar (without the cream), is about all I would eat. I have not had Mac and Cheese in about 20 years. I can't think of any secret food vices unless ice cream is one, but I rarely eat that. When I want a comfort food that I "think" is naughty, I go for extra crunchy peanut butter, on whole wheat bread and spread with a small amount of my freezer strawberry jam.
I guess that comes with being 68 and finally getting a grip on what is OK to put into my castle. Oh, now that I think about it, I could eat an entire round sourdough bread filled with that spinach dip...OMG I am crazy for that!