Dear Marge, maybe this will cheer you....
I bought myself a handy little pill case labeled with the days of the week, as well as am/pm. This morning I accidentally took the pm meds and then had to take the am meds on top of that and I didn't think I would survive.
I ordered some hair products from Neiman Marcus a few weeks ago, and the order never arrived. Talked to NM this week and they are working it out. Mr. FedEx arrived today and I was soooooo excited, just beside myself, to finally get the products because I look like a prison escapee. Well, no hair products, but something I forgot I had ordered. I was completely surprised. Tonight I look like a prison escapee with some cute, new jammies.
My favorite chocolates in the whole world come from Moonstruck Chocolates in Seattle. I found some online and was so lucky to get them at such a great price I ordered 2 boxes. They arrived today. Long story short, I completely misunderstood what I was reading, and tonight I've cried because I paid $60 for 20 pieces of chocolate.
Why should this make you feel better? Because I'm like this every single day of my life, and I'm several years shy of 50. I'm sending you a heartfelt (((((hug))))) on your special day. And I want to wish you A Very Happy Birthday tonight, because tomorrow I won't remember it.
I truly hope you get a chuckle out of this, or maybe throw an eye roll. Laughter is the best prevention of insanity.
Angela