[The Lack of] Homespun Kitchen Wisdom

[joanietoo]

my house freezer is now all cracked just because of this problem!

 

[heather_in_sf]

I lived on a boat but we didn't have a winch on our sailboat - no, we had to do things the old

school way!

 

[dawnnys]

Don't balance. Anything.

 

[angak]

like the Rachael Ray juggling act?? works only on TV.

 

[joe]

The only boat I've lived on was a canal cruiser for a week at a time in the Southwest of France....

with inlaws and such. IF ONLY...I had thought of such a crowd disperser in such a small space...
the kitchen would have been mine, all mine, and I'd be proud to call it "doing a Joe."

 

[cheezz]

no matter how good it tastes, don't lick the blades of your food processor

 

[barb_b]

OUCH!!!

 

[angak]

never leave cookies in the oven "for just one more minute" without the timer. I forget every single

time.

 

[shaun-in-to]

At least you remember to turn on your timer. Oy.

 

[sallybr]

DO NOT shake the beer bottle to distribute the yeast inside before adding to your bread dough.

JUST DON'T DO IT.

 

[mariadnoca]

Just because the frypan has a handle doesn't mean you can just grab it from the oven.

 

[evan]

Don't stuff the compost bag too full. It will bust

before you reach the compost bin. Believe me!

 

[evan]

Don't serve pasta Bolognese with red wine on a white tablecloth. It will stain. Trust me!