The night before the diet...

[pat-nocal]

while wine is my witness

 

[pat-nocal]

and beer brings me cheer

 

[pat-nocal]

there'll be no more gravy

 

[pat-nocal]

or cheesy taters, I fear!

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

It won't be a long fast, as quite soon I will travel

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

...and on this fast, I will bring down the gavel.

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

In my rotund glory, I will be free!

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

Since there is no fare better than that of Cathy Z!

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

Poutinatti, having been downed, I'm percolating with glee

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

Filled to satiety, I have just one plea!

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

Lord, let this short diet be successful and sound,

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

So I don't show up at Cathy's so bloated and round!

 

[richard-in-cincy]

LOL! So many poets and I didn't know it!

Missing the buttery cheesy curds drowned in turkey gravy already.

 

[karennoca]

And I laughed my way through each and every bit!

 

[curious1]

Me, too. Great job guys!!

 

[barb_b]

OMG! This was my laugh out loud chortle for the evening!

 

[CathyZ]

Nobel Laureates all of you.....LOL

 

[deb-in-mi]

So enjoyable - thank you! I kept refreshing to see the latest additions!

 

[michael-in-phoenix]

Sometimes this kind of thing just writes itself...