There is one recipe. One. You do not fool around with it. You do not add peppermint,
raisins, chocolate nibs, pecans, gumdrops, rum, white chocolate, lemon zest, sprinkles, or anything that makes you add the words "mocha," "cappuccino" or "swirl" to the name. Or the Department of Canadian Heritage disappears you.
It is also the only reason you will buy Bird's Custard Powder. And because all your friends know you make custard from scratch, with eggs and sugar and cream and milk, they will all be at the supermarket the one day you are standing in line with your carton of instant mix.